So….. you just got “bagged” and were sent the famous
Sir Richard Weed Golf Tool Bag.
First and foremost read the legend of the gift
and send a bag as quickly as you can lest the legend turn on you!
Okay, don't believe that, here is a bunch of other reasons!
Unless you’re sure who sent you the bag, you could be walking into a room full of snickering friends or family.That room could be at your country club, your office, fraternity or maybe even a family function.
Options:
·You can call your friends and ask around, “who called me a dick weed?” Ok, that’s a really bad idea.
·You can set the bag aside and act as if you never got one. “Nope did not happen” Ok, now that‘s just stupid because the people who sent it to you are laughing their heads off because they KNOW you got bagged.
·You can get mad, and not take it with the light-hearted humor it is intended to be. Ok, the problem here is: It really IS a light hearted joke, and if you get mad then you are likely to get a bunch more bags, which could lead to some serious snickering friends and/or family. Even worse the label might gain adhesion….big problem!
·Or you could (ding…ding…ding) think of the most likely suspects who probably had a hand in sending you this bag and (ding…ding…ding) send them one.Ok, I think we have a winner here:This way even if you picked the wrong suspect, you sent it anonymously and…..you are no longer the only one in the room who got one! Also you don't have to worry about the yips and shanks and that legend thing!
