1) FIRST AND FOREMOST.   ALL bags are sent anonymously. We will not disclose who sent the bag to whom. Rule [1]

2) When you hit the purchase button you will be transferred to the payment page.  ALL VERY SECURE STUFF!

3) VERY IMPORTANT.        After you enter you your billing information you are going to be transferred to a “secure order page.”  There you will see “billing information” and “shipping information.”  Where it says “shipping information” this is where you enter your “victim's” information.

4) To protect your anonymity we will not process any orders where the ship to and the bill to addresses are the same. Rule [15]

5) The name you enter in the box "name on bag"  will be the name emblazoned on the bag! Rule [13-1] 

6) Most of the bags that we are making are the honey brown color….but….it is a dick weed bag and we reserve the right to use any color (earth tones only) that we have available.  We also use black, navy, burgundy, forest etc,. We do not use any pastels!  Rule [6-7] 

7) Feel free to send the bag to an office because we include, in the package, a note explaining that the bag is meant in light hearted fun, and that receiving one is a sort of backhanded compliment.  However, we also explain that receiving ten bags from ten different people has an entirely different meaning!