Uses

Uses

First off the bag really does have a use, remember the old felt tie-string bag that you used to put tees, repair tools, ball markers and coins in?  This replaces that bag and can clip on your golf bag.  Lip balm, eye drops and sunscreen; stuff that you may need on the course but not every day can be put in the Dick Weed bag.  Put your wallet and your car keys in a pocket of your golf bag, not in your Dick Weed bag, and zip up the pocket until the end of the round.  Unclip your Dick Weed bag and throw it in the cart with you then you can easily get at the stuff you will need during the round.  Make sense?  We think so!

 

Giving the bag

Okay so you have this brother, friend, co-worker, boss, golf partner whatever… who is slightly annoying mostly because of his ego and over-competitive nature.  He’s really not a bad guy and he does have a sense of humor (that’s important) but there is just that little something.  So you get the chance to call him a Dick Weed by sending him a really cool bag from the Sir Richard Weed Leather Company.  And guess what; he has no idea who sent it to him, so you get to watch him scratch his head and wonder who just called him a Dick Weed.  If he is really smart he will haul butt back to this web site and send a couple out to the most likely suspects.  All meant in good fun!  If you are concerned that maybe your victim might not take it well, check out the link “What comes in the box.”

Then again you just might want to send a bag to a really good guy who will get a kick out of it!